SUCKADELIC BOOTLEG ENTERPRISE

Notorious for her flashy ways and Scandalous lifestyle, this fast talking hustler is ruthless in her pursuit of money, status, and fame. Beautiful but evil, MARY PAPER$ rolls deep with her snobbly lush crew on some 24-7 Party and Bullshit. MP$ is all about the paperchase as she schemes to take over the whole SUPERVILLAIN racket as the first HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE. Her capital weakness is MEN and she is easily gassed by gaudy displays of power and wealth. She is dazzled by material objects and will go to extreme lengths to satisfy her outrageously expensive and exotic tastes. She has many enemies and imitators. She may be small, but if you cross her you might find your self cut the fuck up. What!?

CAPPED AT 200 PIECES. SOLD OUT

SUCKADELIC BOOTLEG ENTERPRISE:

All bootlegs are non-posable, resin cast figures.

Each piece is hand-produced by the SUCKLORD himself.

WARNING: These are Not Toys! They are art objects and should be handled accordingly. In other words, don't let some stupid kid put in his mouth. Colors may vary. Quality may vary. No Refunds! User assumes all liability.

MADE IN CHINATOWN NEW YORK

BUY NOW in the SUPER SUCKSTORE

HOMEWORLD: Hoodrich PJs
AGE: Lookin Fly
HEIGHT: Lil Shorty
WEAPON of CHOICE: Cuttin bitches
SUN SIGN: ARIES

ALL TIME BEST SELLER!

The GAY EMPIRE HOMOTROOPER is on the march, Kicking Family Values Fuckheads right where it hurts! Since it's release in 2005, this revolutionary piece of dubious plastic has continually sold out in stores such as KID ROBOT and MUNKY KING!

SUPER PROPS in magazines such as HOMO-XTRA, GENRE, and INSTINCT confirm the rumor that this is first openly GAY action figure to exist in the 3 and 3/4" scale. A custom enhanced "package" in his armor sets him miles apart from his cookie cutter cousins.

This is the first figure in the line and is the perfect "gateway drug" into the wild world of the SUCKADELIC bootleg Universe...

$30.00 AVAILABLE

PURPLE RAIN EDITION

Isn't she beautiful? Here is yet another smart, sexy, stylish woman of the world who has somehow failed to appreciate your charms. Add her to your Growing collection. She must have some flaw somewhere. Take a closer look.

Here we have a new, very limited colorway of the old classic, suggested by our pals at COAT OF ARMS NYC. This shining Gold and fly Metallic Purple hottie is limited to 22 pieces. 3.75" high figure 7"x6" blistercard.

CAPPED at 20 Pieces

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SUCKREALM 6000: in Miniature

This is a new style of figure we are working on, the SUCKPEG. Meet the new SUCKLORD 6, a wee little cute remix of our first vile offering, the Notorious SUCKLORD 66. Everything from that nightmare plastic glob is re-created here, from the bad xerox blister pack to the uneven spraypaint. Even the charming message hand written on the back of the original is carefully reproduced on this adorable little child-hazard. 2" high figure 5"x6" blistercard.

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Why the hate, Guy? Why go out of your way just to say something nasty? It's easy to put down someone else's work, but it's another thing altogether to make something new of your own. I understand that my work isn't for everybody. It's fine if you want to a legitimate review of the work in a public forum of ideas. It helps us all to have a healthy and spirited discourse about the direction of our industry. It spurs new ideas and innovation. But to sit home in your underwear and spend all day posting spiteful, ignorant, and mean spirited ankle-biting attacks against someone who is actually taking the risk of expressing themselves? Well, that's what this guy is all about...

COMES in 2 colors: GREEN ENVY and RED REVENGE
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A Soul consuming succubus, CRIMSON MZRE leaves an endless trail of ruined hearts as she hurtles towards her own glorious self-annihilation. Her insatiable addiction to love is tempered only by her own black and empty heart. She can, for a time, appear as the fulfillment of all your fantasies, promising the unattainable. You will give all to possess her. A master with the Wakizashi sword, yet she is never called to unsheathe her blade. It is saved only for use on herself in the inevitable seppuku suicide ritual. She never uses her weapon on her victims. She need not. Her power over you is so complete you will willfully destroy yourself, spending all as you vainly cling to that which does not exist....

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Born into a family of aristocratic ghosts and famous scarers, SPOOKY BOOTY seems to lack the haunted talents that created her family's legacy. The nicest and most un-scary of all the SUPERVILLAINS, Spooky would rather just hang out and party than be all evil and lurking, much to the chagrin of her humorless ancestors. Like, she might show up at your house while you're not home and hang around waiting to scare you. By the time you get back she'll have gotten into the refrigerator and be playing your PlayStation, totally oblivious to her original intention of making your life a living nightmare...

SHE GLOWS IN THE DARK!
$30.00 AVAILABLE

You know what would be really cool? Some kind of Space opera movie in the spirit of those old FLASH GORDON Serials from the 1950s. It would be like part heroic fantasy, part western but with a lot of mythology tossed in. There would have to be a really cool villain in it too. Like a big evil robot guy who was like a combination of a Nazi, a samurai, and the Black Knight all rolled into one. He would have this deep voice and some kind of cosmic power and he could choke people. I bet he would have a cool weapon like a lightning sword or something. Nah, actually that’s a stupid idea...

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This guy is even worse than the Goddam GALACTIC JERK-BAG. At least with that guy you knew what you were getting. This Stellar Douche Bag appears capable and reliable, but look out! He is a full-on bullshit artist who is lazy, flaky, and passive- aggressive. Like you will have this big scheme going and he will have an important part of it. Just when it is
coming together he will suddenly start questioning things and undermining the whole project. He will contradict what he said before, take forever to get anything done, and then get all insecure. You are really better off just doing it yourself..

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Who is the SUCKLORD 16? With the recent disappearance of the SUCKLORD 77, one must wonder, what is the connection? Who is this black-clad, silent look-alike wandering among the shadows? Is he the new incarnation of the ever changing SUCKLORD? If so, why the lower number? Does the SUCKLORD not evolve up? Or is he some ancient predecessor to the SUCKLORD somehow trapped in our own time? Is he some type of spectral ancestor come from the past to issue a warning? If so, why is the SUCKLORD in absence an unable to heed his antecedent's call? Or is this the actual SUCKLORD, charred from some unknown conflict, wandering the Earth as a mere shell of himself, unable to relate his tale? These questions may never be answered...

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CLASSIC EDITION

Pink, Green, purple, orange, Blue, white!

a rainbow of Bitches you didn't get to fuck!

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A mystery man known for his stylish battle suits and inventive
gadgetry, the SUCKLORD 75 is motivated by an unnatural lust for Fame, Wealth, and Women. This media-savy megalo-maniac is constantly making the scene, ducking the paparazzi as he moves from one scandal to another. The only Supervillain known to have his own publicist, the SUCKLORD 75 is always in the press, promoting whatever new evil enterprise he is engaged in. He has never been seen in public without his helmet, but he is rumored to be quite handsome and is always a big hit with the ladies.

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After the brutal and costly NECROMANCER wars, the SUCKLORD
retreats to his hidden fortress to regroup and repair. Although he has sufficiently kicked his foe's ass, the battle has exhausted the SUCKLORD and tapped out his arsenal. Dropping the 75 from his title, the new SUCKLORD 77 emerges outta nowhere with new gear, new beats, a new crew, and new ladies. Muthafuckas need to get used to it. A master of constant self re-invention, the SUCKLORD 77 stays current, changing with the times, and setting off new trends. This new shit is unstoppable. Watch your girl!

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Hey, waitaminit. How’d I get on here? I’m not gay, am I? Not that there’s anything wrong with it. But the SUCKLORD is all about the ladies. No homo. I mean, of course there was that one time when that homo-thug cupped my balls in the CASTRO during GAY PRIDE, but that doesn’t count. Does it? And there was that time my friend gave me a little blowjob a bunch a years ago. But It was like an orgy situation and it just got a little carried away. It’s not like I enjoyed it or anything....

Capped at 103 pieces

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Another fuckhole that I have to deal with. This shmuck is exactly
like his soggy predecessor except he is a different color. Other
than that he is still just a needy wanna be villain that keeps
sapping my attention that would be better spent elsewhere. Just
when things are moving along and big shit is going down, this
contemptable jerkbag shows up and ruins it, and not even on
purpose. He wants to be down with the SUCKLORD, but he is so
inept that he just gets in the way. Swear to god I'd kick his ass
good but he can't even fight back. He never has any weed either.

Capped at 93 pieces

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Boy, what a useless piece of shit this guy is. For real. I would
kick his ass if I didn't feel so sorry for him. You ever know anyone like this? It's like he sucks and you hate him, but he never really does anything so evil that it's ok to beat the shit out of him. He's not even a real antagonist. He's kinda just in the way. Like for example, when the SUCKLORD is like really getting away with some hard villain scam, or getting over on the ladies, JERKBAG over here suddenly shows up and wants to hang out. You can't really ditch him cuz he's all ethereal and shit. Fuckin faggot.

Capped at 48 pieces

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A true fiend who lurks in the shadows, very little is known about
the hooded evil-doer known as THE NECROMANCER. Motivated
by envy and revenge, it is very rare for this dark sorcerer to show
himself in person. Instead, he reveals himself in horriffic visions
and nightmares. He is supremely distrustful of all intelligent beings
and takes council from none but himself. His powers are other-
worldly and arcane. He has no use for science, and high-tech
weaponry has little effect against him. He has never been seen
without his cloak and hood, but it is speculated that he is almost
completly lacking in any true physical form.

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SAN DIEGO COMICON 2007 EXCLUSIVE

AFTER YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC HAND WRINGING AND LEFT-WING OBSTRUCTIONISM, THE SURGE FINALLY BRINGS FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! SUPPORT THE TROOPS AS THEY UNEARTH SADDAM'S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, REVEAL THE LINKS BETWEEN IRAQ AND AL-QEADA, AND FIGHT THE TERRORISTS THERE SO WE DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM HERE! SCREW THE LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS.THE SURGE BUILDS LEVIES, PROTECTS THE CONSTITUTION, AND PROVIDES UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE TO ALL AMERICANS!

Capped at 50 pieces

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Who is this brave warrior flying thru the heavens, putting self-interest aside and serving the common good? It's the SUCKLORD 61! Who? This can't be the SUCKLORD we know and fear, can it? What's wrong with him? Why is he helping people? Did he take too many drugs? Did he get hit on the head? What happened to all that fly VILLAINY we've come to expect? And why did the number go down? Is this some past version of the SUCKLORD before he turned to evil? I thought he was born that way. Who is this corny do-godder? This isn't what I signed up for. What? What's that you say? It's a mistake? You were just kidding? *PHEW* You really had me worried there for a second...

Capped at 103 pieces SOLD OUT

HIGH FIVE EXCLUSIVE

SUCKLORD 78 vs MARY PAPER$

What's the deal with these two? Are they Enemies? Lovers? What's their scheme? What are they doing together? They're both so different, it's weird that they would be hanging out. Could they be dating? She's just stringing The Sucklord along. She just wants to jack his money. That bitch! Hey, wait, I thought The Sucklord was gay. Nah. She's gay. She's a lesbian. No she's not! Are you sure? Maybe they can really just relate to each other. It must get lonely being an evil SUPERVILLAIN. Nobody understands you. The Sucklord must have been psyched to meet some hot little villain chick he could do scams with. I bet those guys have a lot of fun!

Capped at 15 pieces

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THE PROTOTYPE:

We are working closely with a Chinatown sweatshop to bring you cheap and low quality toys that may or may not be safe. Some squatters on Avenue D are doing our packaging in exchange for some vegan dog food and a stack of early 80s porno mags. Behold the ILL and Wack SUCKLORD 66.

Total produced: Unknown

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE FOR BUYING THIS

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The inevitability of death. The slow ticking of years. Like sand thru the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. Yes my friends, no Villain need be, Time is the enemy. This guy, however, doesn't work on that big-picture, epic, life-spanning level. He wishes he were that heavy. Nah his guy fucks you up on some petty, day-to-day shit. Missed your Subway by 15 seconds? He did that. Did your computer crash before you saved and you had to re-do an hour of work? That's him. Did you double-book two clients and they were both late? Say Hello to this fuckin guy. A master of dumb mistakes, bad timing, and chronic lateness, CHRONOS is hated by all Villains under the sun. Untouchable, unbeatable, and totally irrational, this immortal fuck face will suck away your life force second by second, turning your hard-won optimism to despair and frustration. Striking at random and without warning, he will tax you every day that you live. There is no balm or protection against his constant, unrelenting attack. Just accept it and keep learning new curse words. You are gonna need them...

GLOWS UNDER BLACKLIGHT

CAPPED at 40 PIECES. SOLD OUT