ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF

 My Name is THE SUCKLORD. If you are reading this, you probably know that already. I’ve used that title since the year 2004, when I decided that this new, so-called “Urban Vinyl” Toy scene was full of shit and decided to take it on, one bootleg Star Wars figure at a time. This was when, almost 10 years into it already, I realized selling mix CDs based on Star Wars and Saturday Morning Cartoons wasn’t cutting it. So I re-invented myself. I dropped the name SUPERGENIUS, Took the Name SUCKLORD, and pitted myself against everything that KIDROBOT and all those other Toy Making douchebags were doing. I “Did it Myself” and became the master of the game for a good long reign; creating thousands of self manufactured figures and selling the crap out of them. I was my own category. I was King of the Bootlegs! But you probably know that already. 

 Hey, I was on TV! Remember? That funny guy on that Reality Art show with the crazy name. You thought he would be a Dick, but you liked him. He made the show. He’s very telegenic. Now there he is all the time, chewing up the scenery whenever someone shoves a camera in his face. Oh there he is on stage now with the mic in his hand. Oh another insightful and articulate interview? I’ll watch that. He’s good, he’s good. He should have his own show. But you knew that already…

In fact you know everything, don’t you? There goes the SUCKLORD again with another Mash up toy and his funny Schtick. He’s always there, we get him, he’s not going anywhere…

OR IS HE? I’ll be honest with you, it’s time for another re-invention. Just like it was in 2004, my current occupation is no longer serving me. My current identity is no longer serving me, my current fan-Base is no longer serving me. Just like it was in 2004, it’s time to flip the whole story around. You think you know me? You don’t. I don’t. So far I have only revealed a cardboard cutout of myself to you (and myself) That’s changing now. Everything is up for review. Everything is subject to change. (except my names. I just spent a grand renewing my Trademarks, so that stays) I’m going to reveal the next layer of myself, not my so-called persona, to myself and the world, and I’m going to attempt to profit from it. I would like to invite you to come along. It’s going to be interesting. It’s going to be funny. It’s going to be SEXY! And somewhere down the line you are possibly going to pay for it! This little “Blog post” is the first entry in a new campaign to write and publish and utilize other aspects of my playbook besides making crappy figures and being a charming rake on TV. All kinds of new media is about to get touched. Hang out with me as I work to get it together. I don’t know exactly what it’s going to look like, but I promise, It’s going to honest and it’s going to be real. You might relate, you might hate, but you will be entertained. Stay tuned…

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BIGGER IS BETTER

 THE NEW ERA OF SUCKADELIC IS HERE! We took all the best parts of our BOOTLEG, SUCKPANEL, and MASHUP series and fused them all together. Then we pumped them full of steroids! The result was this:

 What you see here are prototypes of the first three SUCKPANEL GRANDE packages that can be made to order, for you, RIGHT NOW! We will not be listing these in the online store. If you would like to make an inquiry, contact: store@suckadelic.com. We will provide pricing and delivery info. Each one of these measures 14" across (heights vary slightly) and are mounted on 1/2" plywood with hanging hardware mounted on the back. Editions will be capped at 10.  

We plan to be making a lot of these things. You may wanna decide if you need to collect them all now...

 

INTERNET SUPERSTAR

Normally we don't like to "Toot our Horn" about interviews with the Sucklord because they are generally boring and he's kind of a dick and nobody really watches them anyway. But in this case we felt compelled to because everybody won't shut the fuck up about it:

This was produced by Joey Garfield of Ghost Robot. Vimeo added it as a staff pick, then Digg and Gizmodo and all those other guys chimed in, now it's all over the place. Good for us. Did you like it? If yes, then go further indulge yourself with this extensive text interview on our recent Wizards show at the GRAND QUARTERLY Headquarters. 

BONUS REMIX:

The NEW YORK POST has a New Video about the first annual PORNHUB NY Porn film Festival, and your boy and his ladies take up a lot of screen time. We were internet famous this week! If this still isn't enough for you, we added a gallery of a lot of our classic interview videos. Watch if you dare...